(Source: kingofthehill24-7, via shittyexgirlfriend)
but really, i watched that and cried for a straight 20 minutes
NO, SAME! I’m not making fun of him, just the tactless title of the article. Even The Onion has more sincere headlines.
The Growlers - One Million Lovers
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i was more excited for the soundtrack to the great gatsby to come out because the movie was kind of underwhelming for me and most of it is because tob(e)y maguire’s narration was not good
THIS STUPID BOYBAND
(Source: gif-imagines-1d, via everythingisniall)
We’re at that point in time where the people I used to go to school with are starting to head somewhere with their education (re: job possibilities). A few months ago, I went to a birthday party with friends from middle school, one of them said they were interning with an oil company this summer. In addition, a lot of people are starting to finish school. I guess you could say they’re “getting their life together”, but that would imply that I’m not. But my life is very much together right now!
I just have to keep telling myself that everyone moves at their own pace! Things come up and you can’t finish school in a perfect four years! And that’s okay!
So no, I wouldn’t consider that getting your life together. Working part time (in a fucking service job of all things!) is a drag sometimes, but my life isn’t falling apart and I’m not scrambling to pick up the pieces. I am very much content with the routine I have created and I am stable.
You know how in Pokemon you’re traveling and then you come to a tree, but you can’t go that way because you can’t cut? And then you have to do all these things to teach your Pokemon cut? That’s my poor analogy of how I feel right now. (I am going to cut down that tree eventually) (also my Pokemon are probably at a higher level than theirs anyway)
disclaimer:i wrote these thoughts down while drunk so none of this means anything if i don’t want it to
Spellbound/Superjail



